
For some reason, I was determined - excited even - to go to Bratislava. I'm not sure why - throughout my trip, everyone has suggested that Bratislava is a place to be missed. But it's just an hour's train ride from Vienna, and I figured - when else am I going to get the chance to spend an afternoon in Slovakia?
So I went.
First off, when I arrive at the train station, I look for the tourist information office. This is what I do at every destination - that way I can pick up ideas for what might be worth doing in the city, and, more importantly, a MAP. Well, I follow the arrows to the tourist information office, and I'm telling you, they point to nowhere. I circled that little train station about 10 times, trying to guess what the diagonal arrows are pointing to and following side arrows that point directly to walls. Finally I stumble upon a sign saying something like Cultural Office of Bratislava, the tourist office. And - it's permanently closed. Good work, Bratislava - not having an office at your main train station is sure to increase tourism (and revenue from tourism) in your city. There was a note scribbled on the window in a few different languages directing us to the tourist office in the city, which requires taking a tram into town and navigating a few blocks to the main office. Not thrilled about getting on a tram and finding my way through Bratislava without any semblance of a map, luckily I found a nice Canadian couple who were as confused as I was. In the end, we found our way and got our maps. But come on people!
So then. Bratislava was not so bad. I don't know what all the bad buzz is about. It has a nice old town area:

a little drab looking in this photo, maybe, but also a decent town square and lots of shops and sidewalk cafes filling the streets, sprinkled with statues here and there (like that first photo in this post). There's also a castle that overlooks the city (hasn't this been the case of every place I've visited?) - the castle itself wasn't that exciting, as it was largely reconstructed in the 1900s or something. But the views were quite nice. And the fall colors have been beautiful the past week or so. Somehow I got tangled in a tour group of about 40 Japanese men, and it sort of made my whole trip to Slovakia to see a few of them discretely kicking their feet through the piles of brown leaves that cluttered the sidewalks.
Here's that view from the castle:

Sure, there's not a ton to do in Bratislava, but I imagine it would be a decent place to spend a night or two, find a cheap pub with good Slovakian food and decent beer, and take a break from all the sightseeing. Maybe you could say I liked Slovakia like I like a good dive bar.
A final note, involving cake:
I had to rush home from Slovakia, in an attempt to make it to the opera in Vienna that night. I was greeted at the hostel by the girls I was going to go to the opera with, and sadly they informed me that there was no show that night. So we turned to what was actually my plan B in case I didn't make it back in time: cake for dinner. I finally tried the infamous sachertorte, and I have to say, not that special. Maybe it was just the cafe we went to, but it reminded me of a hostess cupcake. Still, though, a trip to Vienna is worth it for the whipped cream tortes.








